i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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