the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I will pee on everything he values.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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