is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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