More tranny stories later!
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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