I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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