Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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