This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize
