Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I am naked and annoyed.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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