Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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