The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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