She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
How naked do you want me to be?
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