She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
You are a genius and a whore.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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