Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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