last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
You can't just leave with hair like that
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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