I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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