Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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