i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
drinking out of a sandbucket again
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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