I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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