I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
We need to get me chipped asap
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
