He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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