if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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