do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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