You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
You were trust falling into bushes
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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