a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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