Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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