went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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