im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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