You made me cry and you don't even care
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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