I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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