i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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