Christians are straight up FREAKS
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He? As in you personified your dick?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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