if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
porn star boner night. come get it.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Is that strawberry winking at me??
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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