ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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