it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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