Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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