So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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