I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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