god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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