That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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