tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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