Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Randomize
