he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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