Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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