Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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