At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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