I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
