Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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