If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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