hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
