omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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