There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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