She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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