and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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