he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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